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> Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called 'the listener.'
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> Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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> Horse Sense - That's the thing a horse has that keeps it from betting on people!
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> Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
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> "Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to." Mark Twain
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> "A man pretty much always refuses another man's first offer, no matter what it is." Mark Twain
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> "I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head." Teddy Roosevelt
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> "Well done is better than well said." Ben Franklin
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> Good humor is the lubricating oil of business. It prevents friction and keeps the gears of good will moving.
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> "To accept good advice is but to increase one's own ability." Goethe
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> "One of the commonest ailments of the present day is premature formation of opinion." 'Kin' Hubbard
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> "Years wrinkle the skin, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."
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> The executive who works from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. every day will be both very successful and fondly remembered by his widow's next husband!
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> In business, as with forest fires, big problems start out as small problems.
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> If you think education is expensive, wait till you see what ignorance costs you!
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> If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting!
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> Experience has also been described as "compulsory education."
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> Enthusiasm is contagious - and so is the lack of it!
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> It pays to keep your feet on the ground, but keep them moving!
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> Remeber the old steam kettle? Though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.
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> Given the choice between taking on a large debt load or facing a firing squad...choose the firing squad. There's a chance the firing squad might miss!
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> "It's not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It's the customer who pays the wages." Henry Ford
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> The businessman who works from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. every day will be both very successful and fondly remembered by his widow's new husband!
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